I told the police I lost my wallet full of monopoly money. They said, 'That's a serious charge.'
I asked a police officer for an autograph. Apparently, that's not what they mean by 'sign here.'
Police dogs chase their tails in a 'K-9' pursuit of happiness!
The police never think it's as funny as you do when you explain why you were speeding. Trust me, I've tried.
When life gives you lemons, call the police and ask them to make lemonade!