The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Youth is wasted on the young.
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
I can resist anything except temptation.
The best way to behave is to misbehave.