You have a choice: you can throw in the towel, or you can use it to wipe the sweat off your face.
I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives.
Life is a party. Dress like it.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
A little party never hurt anybody.
The first step to eternal happiness is you have to first find happiness within yourself. And then, happiness will find you.
A party is not a party without a piñata.