Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.
I'm not a hero. I'm a high-functioning pirate.
Not all treasure's silver and gold, mate.
The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.
Take what you can, give nothing back.
To err is human, to arr is pirate.
I'd rather see you free, than fretting over my condition.
I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Piracy is our only option, and we always take it.
Why is the rum always gone?
Pirate code is more what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules.
I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'no.'
A pirate is a man who is weak against the world, but strong for his friends.
You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for.
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
I am a pirate, you are a pirate, we are pirates all!
Aye, the sea is a vast and wondrous place filled with mystery and adventure.
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?