Golf is a game of inches. The most important are the six inches between your ears.
Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five.
The most important thing in golf is the follow-through.
Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.
Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the real enjoyment is the scenery.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.