The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Love is like a good jam; you have to make it yourself.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy jam, and that's kind of the same thing.
A little bit of butter makes the jam taste better.
Life is like a jar of jam. You never know what you're gonna get, but it's usually pretty sweet.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And if that doesn't work, make something with jam.
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
Spread a little jam, and the world becomes a sweeter place.
A breakfast without jam is like a day without sunshine.
Every piece of bread has its own destiny, but jam makes it sweeter.
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
The sweeter the jam, the more it sticks to your teeth.
Life is short. Eat the jam first.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Jam is the glue that holds my morning together.
In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.