Life is short. Make it sweet, like revenge.
Exes are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.
Ex-boyfriends are like boomerangs. They always come back... if they're still single.
When life gives you exes, make memes.
Me and my ex are like parallel lines - always close, never together.
I used to think love was blind. Then I met my ex.
The only thing I gained from my last relationship was weight.