All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. Irish Proverb

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2,000 of something. Mitch Hedberg

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. Conan O'Brien

Life is too short to eat baked potatoes and drink water.

Life is too short to eat baked potatoes and drink water. Linda Bomar

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