All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is.
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2,000 of something.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

Life is too short to eat baked potatoes and drink water.