The firelight flickers in your eyes, stars reflect in your soul. Welcome to the magic of camping.
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.
The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored.
Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower, and flush toilet.
A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars.