Eating a salad is all fun and games until you have to chase a cherry tomato around your plate!
They say laughter is the best medicine. They forgot about food!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
I put the 'die' in diet... it's there, just silent!
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them on your salad!
Eating veggies is a workout for your fork!
The only bad workout is the one that didn't include a snack break!
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch!