Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, scrolling through Netflix and couldn't find anything to watch.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, but I prefer taking the elevator.
Hickory Dickory Dock, my phone ran out of clock.
Mary had a little lamb, and I have a little caffeine addiction.
When Humpty Dumpty gives life advice, you listen.
Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily... just kidding, I'm stuck in traffic.
Old MacDonald had a farm, but I've got a plant. Close enough.
Itsy Bitsy Spider climbed up the water spout, then came down because it realized it forgot its umbrella.