My non-photogenic skills are unmatched.
I break cameras, not hearts.
Photogenic people, take notes from my awkwardness.
I'm the reason why cameras have a 'delete' button.
I'm like a rare Pokemon, hard to capture on camera.
My face is like a secret, only for the mirrors to know.
My camera just can't handle all this awesomeness.
My face is camera repellent.