When life gives you lemons, make a witty tweet... or just switch to nitter.
Twitter got jokes, but nitter got the punchlines.
Started from Twitter, now we're here on nitter, where the tweets are quieter.
Twitter birds be chirping, but I'm just nittering away.
Twitter drama got me like, 'Let's nitter about something else.'
When Twitter is too mainstream, find me in the serene land of nitter.
From tweets to nitter beats, life's more fun with less noise.
Trying to be a twit on Twitter, but ended up being a nitter.
Twitter storms can't rain on my nitter parade.