Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
When your partner says 'I love you,' and you reply with 'I love you more,' it's not a competition. But if it were, you'd be winning.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Marriage is like a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.
When you realize marriage means you'll never have to worry about getting dressed up again.
Marriage is like a walk in the park...Jurassic Park.