My resume says 'excellent multi-tasker.' I can watch Netflix and scroll Instagram simultaneously! 😎
Employment: Where every day is a Monday! 🙃
Job interview tip: Just bring snacks. It's a 'snackquisition' after all! 🍕
Found my work-life balance: It's called 'unemployed'! 😜
Working hard or hardly working? Definitely the latter! 😄
If 'procrastination' was a job, I'd be Employee of the Month! 🏆
Work smarter, not harder. Or, even better, just work from bed! 🛌
They say 'dress for the job you want,' so I'm wearing pajamas! 😂
Dear job application, can we just skip to the 'you're hired' part? 🙏