I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Here's to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
I drink to forget, but I always remember.
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!
I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.