I'm not drinking to escape reality, I'm drinking to enhance it with a margarita.
Margaritas are like liquid hugs for your brain.
In a world full of cocktails, be a margarita.
Margaritas: the unofficial drink of endless summer.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
When life gives you limes, make margaritas.
Margaritas: the cure for anything that ails you... at least for a little while.
You miss 100% of the margaritas you don't drink.
Margaritas: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
I'm on a strict margarita diet: tequila, triple sec, and lime juice.
Life is short. Drink the margarita.
Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot... or two... or three.
I like my margaritas like I like my men... strong, salty, and with a lime.
Margaritas: making bad days tolerable and good days even better.
Margaritas are like a kiss from the sun.
Life isn't always a beach, but with a margarita, it can be.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy margaritas, and that's kind of the same thing.
Margaritas: the perfect blend of sour, sweet, and tequila.
I have mixed drinks about feelings... especially when it's a margarita.
I'm not old, I'm aged to perfection... like a fine margarita.