The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like.
Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.
I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.