Two peas in a pod, except he's the funny one.
He's the peanut butter to my jelly.
We're not just friends, we're an epic saga.
We finish each other's sandwiches... and sentences.
He's my partner in crime and snacks.
With him, every day is a bromantic comedy.
He's the yin to my yang, except we both love pizza.
Because every tall guy needs a short sidekick.