Golf is not just an exercise; it's an adventure, a romance... a Shakespeare play in which disaster and comedy are intertwined.
Golf is 20% talent and 80% management.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Golf is played not on a course, but in the five and a half inches between your ears.