Life's too short for bad TV shows. Thank you, Netflix.
Lost in Netflix, Instagram, and food.
Life's not in focus, but at least it's not out of frame.
Just one more episode... said me, every night.
Sorry, can't hang out, I have a date with Netflix.
I pause Netflix to text back, that's true love.
If Netflix was a person, we'd be married by now.
Procrastinating like a pro with Netflix and no regrets.