I'm not procrastinating, I'm networking on LinkedIn.
Sorry, I can't hang out tonight. I have a LinkedIn date with success.
On LinkedIn, every connection is a step closer to world domination.
When your LinkedIn bio is stronger than your morning coffee.
Turning connections into opportunities, one handshake emoji at a time.
In a world full of selfies, be a LinkedIn profile pic.
Updating my LinkedIn, because I'm not just another brick in the wall.
Updating my skills section like it's my resume's superhero origin story.
Connecting professionals like wifi!