Dodging responsibilities like...
Life is short, play hard and laugh harder.
When you're on the field, but your mind is on snacks.
Win or lose, we still booze... Gatorade, of course.
Cheering louder than my alarm clock.
Diving into the game like it's a pool of nacho cheese.
Winning on the field, losing at rock-paper-scissors.
Just here for the post-game pizza.