Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. But remember, a successful marriage requires a lot of woodworking.
Marriage is a journey where the road may be bumpy but the company is always worth it.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're looking for a club and a spade.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
In marriage, a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her master's.