Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.'
Cats, like men, are flatterers.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
The more I know about men, the more I like cats.
The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.
I have lived with several Zen masters — all of them cats.
Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.