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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Phyllis Diller

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child