Life is too short to drink bad wine.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
Don't cry over spilled milk, it could have been juice.
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept.
The best wines are the ones we drink with friends.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label.
The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams.
I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
The best thing about orange juice is the way it dances on your tongue. It's like a little party in your mouth.
Tea is the elixir of life.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy tea, and that's kind of the same thing.
A good wine is like a good movie: it lasts for a moment and leaves a glimmer in your heart.
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.
I can't espresso how much you bean to me.
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.