The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!
I'm a man of my word.

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
You can't rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don't we?

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
As you know, madness is like gravity...all it takes is a little push.

Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is!
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos.
I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.
Why so serious?

Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
It's not about money... it's about sending a message. Everything burns!
I thought my jokes were bad.
It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair!
I'm like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one... I just do... things.
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside.