Jealousy is a selfie filter for those who can't shine on their own.
My success is an all-you-can-envy buffet. No reservations needed.
Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my success and your jealousy.
When in doubt, just add a dash of jealousy for extra spice.
If jealousy burned calories, everyone would be a supermodel by now.
They say jealousy is a disease. Get well soon, sweetie.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the green-eyed monsters.
My success is like a fine wine - some just can't handle the taste.