Java is the best thing since sliced bread.
Java is a language of promise.

Java is C++ without the guns, knives, and clubs.
Java is so Internet, it's not even funny.
Java is a programming language, not a coffee bean.
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When Java says 'Hello World,' the world listens!
Java is to JavaScript what car is to carpet.
Java is a blue-collar language.
Java is, in many ways, C++--.
Java is a grey-haired language.
Java is the de facto platform for cloud computing.