If home runs were currency, I'd be a billionaire by now.
In a committed relationship with the long ball. Sorry, pitchers!
Hitting homers like it's my day job!
Launching missiles from home plate – call me the missile launcher.
My bat and I have a special connection – it's called sending balls into orbit.
Home runs are like my morning coffee – essential for a good day.
Bringing the thunder and making the outfielders run for cover.
Swinging for the fences and breaking pitcher's dreams.