My hobbies include eating, sleeping, and avoiding responsibilities.
I'm not addicted to hobbies, we're just in a committed relationship.
My hobbies are my happy place, where stress goes to die.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when it gives you hobbies, make memories.
Hobbies are like chocolate, they make life sweeter.
I don't sweat, I hobby glow.
If you want to impress me, show me your hobbies, not your wallet.