Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.
Not all who wander are lost, some are just looking for snacks.
If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
My bed is my happy place, especially when it's raining outside.
When your WiFi signal is stronger than your will to socialize.
I may be a mess, but I'm a beautifully organized mess.
I don't always have a witty caption, but when I do, it's in this post.