A helicopter is a machine that creates a 100% efficient translation of vibration into noise.
Helicopters don't fly, they vibrate so violently that the ground rejects them.
Helicopters don't fly - they're so ugly, the earth repels them.
Helicopters are the most beautiful and complex machines on Earth.
I am not a pilot, but my father was, and helicopters are just a constant source of inspiration for me.
Helicopters are delicate machines that are very expensive to fix.
The helicopter is a fine way to travel. It's a great way to see the countryside. It's cheaper than a plane, and it's a lot less hassle.
The helicopter is a fine invention, but it will never match the efficiency of the shovel.
The helicopter is an ugly thing, but it flies.
The helicopter is a fine way to travel, but it induces a view of the world that only God and CEOs share on a regular basis.
You cannot fly a helicopter. You can only be a passenger in a helicopter while someone else is flying.
The sound of a helicopter at night is a heartbeat that creates excitement and inspiration.
The helicopter has to go up and down and stop; otherwise, it will not remain in the air.