A hat is a flag, a shield, a bit of armor, and the badge of femininity.

A hat is a filter, a line of defense against the outside world.
A hat is the difference between a being with a head and a being with an attitude.

People who say hats are not comfortable haven't found the right one yet.

It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
A hat is a creation of thought, care, and fantasy – a little poem for the head.
I can wear a hat or take it off, but either way, it's a conversation piece.