My mother always said, 'Don't chew gum; you look like a cow.' Karl Lagerfeld

Gum leaves your mouth as quickly as it enters. Mark Z. Danielewski

Gum does more harm than good; if it helps, it's temporary. M.F. Moonzajer

The gum you like is going to come back in style. David Lynch

Chewing gum is a great way to wake up your brain before a test. Megan McCafferty

You got any gum? That's what I think about it.

You got any gum? That's what I think about it. Ellen DeGeneres

Chewing gum is really gross; chewing gum I hate the most. Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Gum is highly underrated in society. Jill Soloway

Life is like chewing gum. It loses its flavor after a while.

Chewing gum is a great way to suppress hunger. Daniel Gilbert

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. Dorothy Parker

She's got gumption, which I think is Spanish for chewing gum.

She's got gumption, which I think is Spanish for chewing gum. Kathy Bates

I'm not a gum person. You can't trust someone who chews gum. It's like talking to a cow with a veil over its face. Tom Waits

Chewing gum is the most unacceptable habit; the chewing, the noise, the endless disposal of rubber. Natalie Massenet

I am a type of guy who enjoys spending a good time alone with a gum wrapper. Andy Warhol

When chewing gum, choose the flavor that most resembles your shoes.

When chewing gum, choose the flavor that most resembles your shoes. Anonymous

Gum's gotten mintier lately; have you noticed? Mitch Hedberg

I've always been fascinated by gum; it's a metaphor for life. I chew on it, but it loses its flavor, then I swallow it and start again. Maria Bamford

Life is a bit like chewing gum. It's sweet at first, but eventually, it loses its flavor. Ian Fleming

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness. Brad Garrett

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