Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
The most important things in life are good friends and a good round of golf.
The only way to get a bad thought out of your mind is to put a good thought in.
Golf is a game of coordination, rhythm, and grace; women have these to a high degree.
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.
Golf is the only sport I know of where a player pays for every mistake.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
The most important shot in golf is the one you're about to play.
Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.