That moment when you realize your fantasy team does better than the real one.
They say defense wins games, but our victory dance deserves some credit too.
Proof that chasing after a ball for 90 minutes can actually be a career.
We might not have won the game, but we definitely won the tailgate.
When the ball is more cooperative than your alarm clock on Monday mornings.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you a football, make a goal.
Scoring goals left and right, because walking is overrated.
Running on the field like I run away from my responsibilities.