When your cat thinks it's the ruler of the house but is afraid of cucumbers.
When your cat gives you 'the look' because you dared to pet another cat.
If cats could talk, they would probably just demand more treats.
A cat's version of 'Netflix and chill' is sleeping on the remote.
My cat judges me silently, but with a loud purr.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my cat's asleep, and I am too.