Remember, fake friends are like autumn leaves, they're scattered everywhere.
Fake friends are like shadows, always around during the brightest moments.
A best friend is someone who can make you laugh even when you think you'll never smile again.
I don't need a king, just a few loyal jesters.
Life is too short for fake butter, cheese, or friends.
Deleting fake friends faster than my old photos.
Unfollowed fake friends, now following dreams.
Sorry, my phone can't connect to fake friends' WiFi.
If you're waiting for a sign to drop fake friends, this is it.