I'm taking my fake boyfriend to dinner tonight. It's BYOI - Bring Your Own Imagination. 🍽️💭
My fake boyfriend is great at listening. Probably because he only exists in my imagination. 👂
My fake boyfriend and I just had a disagreement. He says he's real, but I have my doubts. 🤔
When your fake boyfriend's calendar is always open for you, because he doesn't exist. 📅
My fake boyfriend just surprised me with flowers. I'm not sure if they're real either. 🌹
My fake boyfriend and I are in a long-distance relationship. He's in my dreams, I think. 💭✨