My eyebrow lady deserves a Nobel Prize!
My eyebrows are like sisters, not twins!
When life gets tough, draw on your eyebrows and move on!
My eyebrows are the only thing I won't let anyone judge.
People say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy good eyebrows.
Eyebrows speak louder than words!
I may not have my life together, but at least my eyebrows are on point!
My eyebrows are the only thing getting a workout today.
My eyebrows are on fleek, but my life is a mess.