English is weird but wonderful, just like me!
My language skills include speaking fluent movie quotes!
When life gives you lemons, make sure your language is as sour as the fruit!
Words are my paintbrush, and language is my canvas!
Coffee and conjugations - my perfect morning routine!
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... in multiple languages!
I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode - conserving words!
I don't always speak perfect English, but when I do, I sound like Shakespeare!
Speaking fluent sarcasm since birth!