I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
When life gives you lemons, trade them for pizza.
I'm not drooling, I'm just plotting my next meal.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
My diet consists of mostly foods that make my taste buds jump for joy.
I only eat cake on days that end in 'y'.