Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares.
I only drink Champagne on two occasions: when I am in love and when I am not.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
In victory, you deserve Champagne; in defeat, you need it.
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.