I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Drink triple, see double, act single.
Cheers to making poor life choices!
I don't need a therapist, I need a bartender.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by life... and maybe a little whiskey.
Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.