My dog's the best therapist. He listens without judgment and gives great cuddles.
In a committed relationship with my dog. Sorry, not sorry.
Home is where my dog is. The rest is just details.
My dog thinks I'm kind of a big deal, and I'm inclined to agree.
Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take... I'll be watching you.
My dog doesn't need a cape to be my hero.
Life is ruff, but cuddling with my dog makes it better.
I wonder if my dog named me 'Best Human Ever' in his contacts.