Just hanging out with my main man, JC. He's a great listener.
Trying to find the 'Do Not Disturb' setting in the Bible.
When in doubt, just read the instructions manual. AKA the Bible.
Gonna start carrying a Bible around, in case someone wants to test me.
Feeling like a modern-day Noah, except instead of an ark, it's a WiFi hotspot.
When life gives you lemons, read the Bible for lemonade recipes.
When you're too lazy to do chores, just say you're 'resting like God on the seventh day'.