Dentists are medical professionals who help people achieve that killer smile!
Take care of your teeth and they will take care of you.
You don't have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.
An apple a day keeps the dentist away, if you aim it well enough.
Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that is both is dental.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
The only thing more frightening than seeing the dentist is seeing the bill.