It was so embarrassing. My dentist found a tooth in my gum that I didn't know was there.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
You don't have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
The best way to have a good dentist is to have a bad one first.